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May 2013

1 post

May 29, 20131,099 notes

March 2013

1 post

Jameela Jamil - Diary of a Goon: Publish and be Damned.  → jameelajamil.co.uk

officialjameelajamil:

I’ve been especially ranty today, and if you have had no interest in the subject of my fury, then I can only apologise for the thirty odd tweets dedicated to the debate of Man Vs Press.

It all started as I learned of the tragic death of a teacher who’d made the, in my opinion, incredibly brave…

Mar 25, 2013127 notes

February 2013

2 posts

Feb 23, 2013102 notes

“And if it makes you less sad, we’ll start talking again. And you can tell me how vile I already know that I am. I’ll grow old and start acting my age. I’ll be a brand new day in a life that you hate. A crown of gold. A heart that’s harder than stone. And it hurts a whole lot, but it’s missed when it’s gone. Call me a safe bet. I’m betting I’m not. I’m glad that you can forgive. I’m only hoping as time goes, you can forget”.

Feb 14, 2013

January 2013

1 post

“Knickers have gradually become difficult. And the reason for this is that knickers have become smaller. Much smaller. Too small.
A case in point: a few months ago, I was on a crowded tube with a friend of mine, who gradually grew paler and quieter until she finally leaned forward, and admitted that her knickers were so skimpy, her front bottom had eaten them entirely. “I’m currently wearing them on my clit - like a little hat,” she said.”
—Caitlin Moran, ‘How to be a Woman’ (via pinandmountme)
Jan 29, 201379 notes

November 2012

2 posts

Nov 29, 20122,962 notes

bloodbloodbloodlackoffooddoctorsappointmentscoldfeetanxietypissingeverywherenuclearaffairsnocontrolneverwinthelotteryfuckingneedabigbreak.

Nov 28, 2012

September 2012

6 posts

Sep 28, 20123,684 notes
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Sep 14, 201212,692 notes
Sep 12, 201241,043 notes
Sep 8, 20121,924 notes
You should change your description of yourself, as it is far from objectively true. At least the first sentence is.

Can’t decide if this is an insult, or a compliment!

Sep 8, 2012

August 2012

3 posts

Aug 28, 20125,397 notes
Olenska: Yekaterina Samutsevich closing statement at the Pussy Riot Trial → olenskae.tumblr.com

olenskae:

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Yekaterina Samutsevich’s closing statement in the criminal case against the feminist punk group Pussy Riot:

During the closing statement, the defendant is expected to repent or express regret for her deeds, or to enumerate attenuating circumstances. In my case, as in the case of my…

Aug 11, 2012706 notes
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July 2012

1 post

Jul 14, 20121 note

June 2012

2 posts

Jun 7, 2012725 notes
Jun 4, 20124,991 notes

May 2012

3 posts

May 23, 20128,821 notes
May 13, 201219 notes
May 8, 201249,412 notes

April 2012

2 posts

Apr 25, 2012319 notes
Apr 10, 2012

March 2012

11 posts

Mar 24, 20121 note
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Mar 13, 20121,130 notes
Mar 10, 20123,436 notes
Mar 6, 20121 note
Mar 5, 2012
Mar 5, 20123 notes
#<3
Mar 5, 201255 notes
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Mar 2, 20121 note
Play
Mar 2, 20121 note
#and my best.

February 2012

14 posts

Feb 26, 20121 note
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Feb 25, 2012630 notes
Dang, and here was me thinking I would be able to pick up a monkey butler with my Tax refund, although a cross eyed monkey in a nappy would be fairly fanatic, I could train him to throw his poo at people who displeased me.
Feb 24, 20122 notes
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Feb 22, 2012

Just bought two dresses and a skirt, with shipping. All for under the price of an adult monkey.

Scoorrrrrre. 

Feb 22, 20121 note
Feb 20, 20121 note
Play
Feb 20, 20123 notes
T-Minus 3 weeks

Then breathe! 

Feb 20, 2012
You are the most beautiful thing that has ever existed.

Ever!?

I cannot agree, but thanks! x 

Feb 20, 20121 note
Feb 13, 20121 note
I WILL NOT SINK.
Feb 5, 20121 note

January 2012

3 posts

Jan 30, 201224,352 notes
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