May 2013
1 post
March 2013
1 post
Jameela Jamil - Diary of a Goon: Publish and be Damned. →
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I’ve been especially ranty today, and if you have had no interest in the subject of my fury, then I can only apologise for the thirty odd tweets dedicated to the debate of Man Vs Press.
It all started as I learned of the tragic death of a teacher who’d made the, in my opinion, incredibly brave…
February 2013
2 posts
“And if it makes you less sad, we’ll start talking again. And you can tell me how vile I already know that I am. I’ll grow old and start acting my age. I’ll be a brand new day in a life that you hate. A crown of gold. A heart that’s harder than stone. And it hurts a whole lot, but it’s missed when it’s gone. Call me a safe bet. I’m betting I’m not. I’m glad that you can forgive. I’m only hoping as time goes, you can forget”.
January 2013
1 post
“Knickers have gradually become difficult. And the reason for this is that knickers have become smaller. Much smaller. Too small.
A case in point: a few months ago, I was on a crowded tube with a friend of mine, who gradually grew paler and quieter until she finally leaned forward, and admitted that her knickers were so skimpy, her front bottom had eaten them entirely. “I’m currently wearing them on my clit - like a little hat,” she said.” —Caitlin Moran, ‘How to be a Woman’ (via pinandmountme)
A case in point: a few months ago, I was on a crowded tube with a friend of mine, who gradually grew paler and quieter until she finally leaned forward, and admitted that her knickers were so skimpy, her front bottom had eaten them entirely. “I’m currently wearing them on my clit - like a little hat,” she said.” —Caitlin Moran, ‘How to be a Woman’ (via pinandmountme)
November 2012
2 posts
bloodbloodbloodlackoffooddoctorsappointmentscoldfeetanxietypissingeverywherenuclearaffairsnocontrolneverwinthelotteryfuckingneedabigbreak.
September 2012
6 posts
You should change your description of yourself, as it is far from objectively true. At least the first sentence is.
Can’t decide if this is an insult, or a compliment!
August 2012
3 posts
Olenska: Yekaterina Samutsevich closing statement at the Pussy Riot Trial →
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Yekaterina Samutsevich’s closing statement in the criminal case against the feminist punk group Pussy Riot:
During the closing statement, the defendant is expected to repent or express regret for her deeds, or to enumerate attenuating circumstances. In my case, as in the case of my…
July 2012
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June 2012
2 posts
May 2012
3 posts
April 2012
2 posts
March 2012
11 posts
February 2012
14 posts
Dang, and here was me thinking I would be able to pick up a monkey butler with my Tax refund, although a cross eyed monkey in a nappy would be fairly fanatic, I could train him to throw his poo at people who displeased me.
Just bought two dresses and a skirt, with shipping. All for under the price of an adult monkey.
Scoorrrrrre.
Play
T-Minus 3 weeks
Then breathe!
You are the most beautiful thing that has ever existed.
Ever!?
I cannot agree, but thanks! x
I WILL NOT SINK.
