February 2012
14 posts
a-light-in-the-attic asked: Dang, and here was me thinking I would be able to pick up a monkey butler with my Tax refund, although a cross eyed monkey in a nappy would be fairly fanatic, I could train him to throw his poo at people who displeased me.
Just bought two dresses and a skirt, with shipping. All for under the price of an adult monkey. Scoorrrrrre.
T-Minus 3 weeks
Then breathe!
Anonymous asked: You are the most beautiful thing that has ever existed.
I WILL NOT SINK.